After Dead (Sookie Stackhouse 13.5) by Charlaine Harris

After Dead: What Came Next in the World of Sookie Stackhouse - Charlaine Harris
When I got this book I was surprised by its length, I expected a short story not about 200 pages
 
Then I started reading
 
Most of those pages have a paragraph on them. A short paragraph. Sometimes just a sentence. None more than 2 or 3 paragraphs

Each page tells us about the future of various characters that have appeared in the Sookie Stackhouse series. Allegedly
 
I say allegedly because some of these characters I don’t remember. Some were utterly obscure and so many of them were just so damn minor I cannot imagine even the most obsessive, die-hard fan giving a damn about them.
 
Can anyone honestly tell me they’re even vaguely interest in the future of Alcide’s dead dad’s former secretary? Anyone?
 
What about Christian Baruch? Who? I have no damn clue. He’s a hotelier, apparently. Is there a reason I’m supposed to care?

The insurance agent in Bon Temps? Anyone care about him and his family? Noooo…?

Seriously we have pages and pages and pages or really obscure pointless characters, each with a little line denoting their future that we have zero reason to care about. It’s an entire book of padding

And of the characters we actually care about, no-one actually has an even vaguely interesting future. Bill, Sam, Pam, Sookie, Eric, Jason? Just say “and they all lived happily ever after” it would have saved people buying this dreadful money grab of a book.

Oh, except the odd character who clear has “potential new series” written all over him – right Barry the Bellhop?

I literally have a full page of notes (I always take notes as I review) that says nothing but “who cares?” and “who is this person?”
 

 

Except for one entry where a character who was generally beloved in the books just has a random tragic death tagged to them for no damn reason other than to try and stop everyone good having a trite happy ending. And another note that is positively bemused that one character’s future is:
 
“Harry Clearwater contracted gonorrhoea.”
Source: http://www.fangsforthefantasy.com/2013/12/after-dead-sookie-stackhouse-135-by.html